So funny, you might pass out

Theres a biker riding along the highway out in the middle of nowhere. When suddenly he comes up to a bar and decides to stop for some fuel and food. So he walks inside and notices their are about 3 other people in the bar including the very hot waitress. The biker walks up to the bar and sits down and then looks at the menu above him, he reads...

"Hamburger $2.00"
"Chesseburger $2.50"
"Handjob $50"

So the biker looks into his wallet to make sure he has the right amount of money...after he looks he calls over the waitress and asks
"are you the women who gives the handjobs"

The waitress replies with " Well yes I am stud"

The bikere gets a real big grin on his face and says to the waitress

"Well you better wash your hands real good because i want a Chesseburger"

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"


Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic...I mean, a ginger kid with friends?
Sincerely,
Anonymous

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear Michael Jackson,
You really should have become a Catholic Priest. The pay isn't great, but the benefits....
Sincerely,
The Pope

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder

Dear Anne Frank,
Two can play this game....
Sincerely,
Waldo

Dear Haiti ,
Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?
Sincerely,
Seriously Going To Hell

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream....What now?
Sincerely,
Leonardo Di Caprio

Dear Snooki,
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely,
Willy Wonka

Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

Today I'll be reviewing:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/ChainedLupine/legend-of-kalevala
Legend Of Kalevala is a pretty neat adventure game, you're basically an alien in a hostile planet, you've lost all of your memories, and you're trying to retrieve them, along with some cool weapons, you start to remember some stuff.
Recommended, fun game, 3.8/5

Funny

Funnies post:

So this guy goes up to this girl and tries to charm her by saying, "hey, I was going to tell you a joke about my dick...but its too long." The girl replies, " that's funny. I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy...but you'll never get it."

"Playboy just offered Sarah Palin $4 Million to pose nude in the July 2010 issue...

Michelle Obama got offered 50 Bucks from National Geographic....."

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.

To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the shit out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight.

The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, 'Silence in court!'
The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up and says,'Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened.'

The judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the bride.

The judge says, 'OK.'

'Well,' said Paddy, 'after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs.'
Shocked, the judge instantly responded, 'God, that must have hurt!'

'Hurt?' Paddy replies. 'He broke three of my fingers!'