"Inside" Part 3

I could run.. Yet I didn't. I don't know what I have done, I don't know why I have done it, all I know is that Kate was missing that morning.
I knew it was me, yet I felt better, it was horrible, I killed her, he killed her, WE, killed her, I don't know what's going on, but I was just, lying there, trying to remember even a bit of what happened yesterday, nothing..
I knew I was a monsters now, or the monster was trapped inside of me, I wasn't sure, and as I was thinking my self to death, a knock..
"Who is it?". "It's the inspector, open up!" Shocked, I immediately looked through the peek hole, it was him. The inspector I supposedly, ate.
WHAT?! WHAT'S GOING ON?! I'M GOING INSANE! Without a moment to waste, I rushed to the coffee table, the gun he left at my place, it was missing, the body, it was, once again, outside my window, lying there, on the ground, shattered, just like my window. I could've sworn I cleaned this mess up, I could've sworn that guy was dead!
"What's the hold up?! Let me in, I'm here to investigate the burglary that occured here yesterday!"
What? What's going on? What burglary? I thought to myself, while slowly, opening the door. "What took you so long?! I need a drink! Don't you folks have an elevator?!"
There he was. The middle aged, fat inspector, he WAS carrying, the same gun, the Desert Eagle, he had left here a couple of days ago...

"Inside" Part 2

Yes, I've decided to name my story, "Inside", you may ask, why? I feel it represents what is happening to our hero, everything that happens to him, his intuition and his conscience is from his "inside place".
Part 2: 
I beat a man to death, I took a man's life, I ruined his family, his children might starve, I killed, a human, being. Is it not tragic? Is it not sad? No. I didn't feel what I was supposed to be feeling, it started as simple hunger, but than, it became more, it wants to feed, I cannot begin to describe the grueling pain, the agonising voices, they were telling me to do something horrible.
Am I a cannibal? No, worse.
I couldn't do it, I felt the pain took over me, I failed, I failed society, I failed this person, I failed, myself.
I hid the bones in a large plastic garbage bag, I threw it away. I should feel horrible, I should feel guilty, I know I'm an abomination that deserves to be destroyed. But, I felt at ease, I felt satisfied. That made this situation even worse, what ever's making me do this, is enjoying itself.
I spent the next couple of days, thinking, what am I? Am I supposed to kill myself for the good of humanity? The inspector was carrying a gun, which apparently, he forgot at my place when he was investigating it. It was a beautiful .50 cal Desert Eagle, a rather large and very powerful pistol, I was wondering why an inspector was carrying such large firepower, and as I was thinking I heard a knock at the door.
"Who's there?" "Kate!" the person replied. I was so caught up with this horrible situation, I forgot she was coming over today. "Kate! I've missed you"! I said, with an odd tone. "Is something wrong?" She immediately noticed my tone. "Nothing" I replied, come in, sit with me for a bit. She looked at me for a couple of seconds, but sat down on my sofa. "Did they settle out the window and body thing?" "Not yet", I replied, with an awkward tone." "It really is scary, he broke into your house, and then fell to his death, how is that possible?" I wasn't sure how to answer such a question so I offered her some coffee, she agreed and away we went to the coffee shop.
After some time and some other stuff we went to sleep, she was sleeping over at my place. (If this was a different kind of book, I would have described the "other stuff").
I wasn't able to sleep, not after what happened.
I looked at Kate and started feeling odd, at first, it was a weak feeling, but it became stronger and stranger by the minute. I felt tense, what if that was happening again?
After about an hour, the feeling, the odd, painful feeling was piercing me, I was starting to twitch, I was breathing heavily, sweating a lot and my pulse was racing, I didn't know what to do with myself, I was concerned I would wake her up. I started to shake after some time, it was gentle at first, (compared to everything else) but slowly, I started to violently shake, I felt, really, really warm, I was sweating even more, I started to itch, and then..
..Then it happened. Those dreaded feelings, those awful voices, thosehorrible thoughts...


To be continued..

A new story begins..

Well, I've been thinking about it, and I'd like to add a writing section in this blog, a story section, to be exact.
I'm starting to write my own story, and I'll add a part to it every now and then.
Meaning, today is part 1 of my story, enjoy! :)

1 Part

As the inspector, bent over to check the pieces of my window, that were scattered across the floor, I seemed to see his butt crack. (thinking to my self he must’ve been a plumber in a past life) “I know now for sure this was not on purpose, the person did not fall on purpose. (this was pretty obvious, who would fall from a 12-story-building, on purpose?) “Yes inspector, I didn’t think it was on purpose, did you find anything else out?”. “No..” said the inspector. He’s clearly not doing well in finding clues as to why my window is broken and there’s a ruined, bashed, dead body in the bottom of my building, directly under my newly broken window.

As I let the inspector out, I thought to my self, what a useless man, and than it hit me, those awful, dreaded, voices, those weird, uncomfortable hunger feelings. “He’s useless” they said. “He’s no good to anyone” they said. “Do it.. Go now!” they yelled. A painful feeling was taking over me, I was shaking, with fear, not about my life, but about his..

It’s been like this for a while.. I can’t control it, it’s just there, and it wants to feed. As the man walked down the stairs, I followed him, I don’t know why, I didn’t want to, but the voices, it took over me, I was enchanted by his smell, I was delighted by his softness, he seemed oh, so juicy.. (The inspector was a middle-aged guy, pretty bulky and soft, wearing a Policeman’s uniform and a Baton on his right leg)

I kept following him, he stopped to take a breather at the 6th floor, I gently took the fire extinguisher on the ground nearby and hit him in the head a few times. “Gently” is the word of importance here.

He collapsed, gasping for air, I was terrified.. “What have I done?” I thought to myself.

To be continued…

Real Steel: Movie review

Rated: PG-13

Release Date: October 7th

Well, basically, this is kind of a mash up between Transformers 3 and Rocky, not a great one, but a mash up nontheless. The movie takes place in the near future, where robots are fighting each other instead of humans, it does give it a realistic vibe, it's futuristic, but not exceeding any realistic limits.

The movie has some of the better fighting scenes I've seen in a movie, the sheer excitement of a boxing match and the adrenaline rush you get when watching one, they mimic that well. But besides the fight scenes, I wouldn't watch it again.

You see, "Real Steel" has a plot, which is nice, in some movies, but the plot here is this, sappy, father and son, kind of plot, this includes slow, boring scenes with tears and romance. This does not belong in a movie about giant "Rock 'em, Sock 'em" robots... 

I'd say, this is a nice film to watch for free, but I wouldn't pay for it if I were you, wait for the TV version. Although, if you can handle the slow scenes, go for it, the fighting scenes are EPIC on the big theatre screen, you might get your money's worth just for that.

For conclusion, the movie's decent, you can't say it was bad, but I'm just saying, you're better off watching .

Transformers 3, it has giant robots fighting, but does not include boring "father-son-crying" scenes.

 "Real Steel" gets my 3.5/5, it's a nice film, but there are better choices :)

Travian: Game review

Travian - an online multiplayer strategy game, you've seen the ads, you've heard the stories.
But, you're still not sure, is it worth playing?
Well, the answer lies in yourself, but, from my point of view-  yes.
A game this thought of, this balanced, really deserves to be atleast tested once, I got addicted to it.
(Yes, I still play, you can comment and I'll link you to some awesome strategy guides)
I think, for me, the funnest part in Travian, is the diversity, there are 3 tribes, you can play in any style you'd like.
Aggressive, very aggressive, simming (passive) are just a few examples of play styles.
The 3 tribes
Teutons: Teutons are the attacking, the aggressive and the blood thirsty of the 3, they specialize
in attack and have the cheapest and most efficient raiding unit of them all- The humble Club Swinger.
Gauls: Complete opposites of the Teuton, the defensive and quick tribe, the Gauls have the trapper, which traps troops, they have the cheapest defensive unit, the Phlanax and they're very flexible.
They have the second best raiding unit in the game, so you can still play aggressive raiding with them.
Romans: A balance of the two tribes, great attacking troops and great defending troops, the romans shine in troops efficiency.
But, alas, the Roman troops are very well equipped, that means they move slowly and are very expensive.

For me, I prefer the Teutons, but that's just me, and for beginners, the Gauls do just fine.

Well, you've just tasted a small taste from the world of travian.
It's free, give it a try:
www.travian.com
p.s: Pick a newer server, older servers tend to be harder, since the players are more experienced and strong.

Combat Arms: Game Review

Combat Arms, although this article will be about Combat Arms EU, as I've only played it, I think the American version will be similar.
So, you've decided to try and find yourself some free FPS action?
Combat Arms could be the game for you.
The graphics are minimal, which makes this great for slow computers, but can be heightened to reach a decent level of graphics, in my opinion.
Combat Arms is a fast paced online shooter, with a vast selection of weapons and clothings, including special equips, explosives and more.

Pros:
Free*
Fun and fast gameplay*
A wide selection of maps, modes, guns and equipment.*
Minimal amount of hackers from my experience playing.*
Usually has no connection problems or bugs.*
Every gun you can buy with real money, you can buy with the ingame currency, providing you're a high* enough level to wear the gun.
*Graphics are slow, which can be better for slow computers.
*Like any FPS, there are nice people you can befriend.

Cons:
The guns you can buy with real money are a lot better than the guns you get with online currency, unless* you're a high level.
*Reaching a high level can take months or more.
*This gives users that buy guns with real money a huge advantage, gear and guns are a lot better if you're a low level.
*Occasional lags, crashes and hackers.
*Graphic isn't very advanced, making it unappealing to play, at times
*Like any FPS, there are always people who swear and get annoyed at you, calling you a hacker and whatnot.
*Making money to buy new guns is pretty hard unless you're either really good or you buy real money guns or you spend hours everyday playing, I spend around an hour everyday playing, which gives me barely enough to buy a decent gun.

In conclusion, should I play Combat arms?
Yes, I liked it, and I'm still playing it, because with all the cons, the 2 big pros make up for everything, those are, it's free, and it's fun, these 2 are the foundation of a free FPS shooter, and they make me come back for more everyday. (usually) So even if you might regret downloading it, you have nothing to lose! :)

It's WASD by the way..

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How to train your Dragon: Book review

Today I'm going to review the book, "How to train your Dragon".

Well, "How to train your Dragon" is a bit of a kiddie book, the story is about Hiccup, a small and feable kid who isn't very good at anything leadership related, by chance, he's the chief's only son and is destined to be the village chief.

As life goes on and gets tougher, he has to tame his own dragon, this is a must.

Failing to do so, will result in exile.

After a series of events, and some fun stuff, our hero gets his dragon, but, the dragon seems to be special, it seems to standout from the other dragons.

Hiccup manages to find his strength and overcomes some obstacles in an impressive way.

It's a cute book to read, only 213 pages, and is well worth your time.

I recommend this book if you enjoy the occasional kiddie book, it's a nice book that's all fiction but is very descriptive, not too much, but just enough. Recommended also for children who like fiction and dragons, much better than the movie, a whole different concept so eventhough I didn't really like the movie, it will not interfere if you want to see it later.

The book is the first in a series of 5 books, I've read 4 of the books, the first two, in my opinion were the best, the other 2 were fine, I didn't bother reading the 5th because it seemed the idea wore out, still enjoyed the books and I might even look into reading some more of Cressida's books.

4/5 for "How to train your Dragon", will probably read the 5th book sometime too.

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Funnier than your mom..!

I'll start this one out with a joke!

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. 

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

A game review - 

http://www.kongregate.com/games/nerdook/cat-god-vs-sun-king

'Cat God vs Sun King':

The name might sound stange, but the gameplay isn't, this quick and fast paced flash game takes us to a land of a king, who wants to build a temple to glorify himself (or whatever) and faces resistance from, the cat god, you.

Your objective is to stop the sun king, you kill his minions with different 'god-like' weapons, fireballs, lightning and similar things are only the beginning, with lovable graphics and a basic storyline, this game is must for flash game enthusiasts everywhere!

I give this one 4.1/5, this game's addicting! ;)

Looking to buy a frog?

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

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So funny, you might pass out

Theres a biker riding along the highway out in the middle of nowhere. When suddenly he comes up to a bar and decides to stop for some fuel and food. So he walks inside and notices their are about 3 other people in the bar including the very hot waitress. The biker walks up to the bar and sits down and then looks at the menu above him, he reads...

"Hamburger $2.00"
"Chesseburger $2.50"
"Handjob $50"

So the biker looks into his wallet to make sure he has the right amount of money...after he looks he calls over the waitress and asks
"are you the women who gives the handjobs"

The waitress replies with " Well yes I am stud"

The bikere gets a real big grin on his face and says to the waitress

"Well you better wash your hands real good because i want a Chesseburger"

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"


Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic...I mean, a ginger kid with friends?
Sincerely,
Anonymous

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear Michael Jackson,
You really should have become a Catholic Priest. The pay isn't great, but the benefits....
Sincerely,
The Pope

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder

Dear Anne Frank,
Two can play this game....
Sincerely,
Waldo

Dear Haiti ,
Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?
Sincerely,
Seriously Going To Hell

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream....What now?
Sincerely,
Leonardo Di Caprio

Dear Snooki,
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely,
Willy Wonka

Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

Today I'll be reviewing:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/ChainedLupine/legend-of-kalevala
Legend Of Kalevala is a pretty neat adventure game, you're basically an alien in a hostile planet, you've lost all of your memories, and you're trying to retrieve them, along with some cool weapons, you start to remember some stuff.
Recommended, fun game, 3.8/5

Funny

Funnies post:

So this guy goes up to this girl and tries to charm her by saying, "hey, I was going to tell you a joke about my dick...but its too long." The girl replies, " that's funny. I was going to tell you a joke about my pussy...but you'll never get it."

"Playboy just offered Sarah Palin $4 Million to pose nude in the July 2010 issue...

Michelle Obama got offered 50 Bucks from National Geographic....."

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.

To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the shit out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight.

The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, 'Silence in court!'
The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up and says,'Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened.'

The judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the bride.

The judge says, 'OK.'

'Well,' said Paddy, 'after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs.'
Shocked, the judge instantly responded, 'God, that must have hurt!'

'Hurt?' Paddy replies. 'He broke three of my fingers!'

Yo mamma special!

Game review-
Red remover player pack 2
http://www.kongregate.com/games/TheGameHomepage/red-remover-player-pack-2
Well, Red Remover is a fun physics game, you actually have to use the ol' brain (damn!) here.
You have to take out red parts in every level, by clicking them. Sounds simple? It's not.
Very good game to not let your brain wither away, 3.8/5

Well, today I'll be bringing lots of 'Yo mamma' jokes

"Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application."

"Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter."

"Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine."

"Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale."

"Two black guys are at a bar talking and one says to the other, you ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?


The second black guy says, yeah all the time.

The first one says, why is that?


The second one says, I think it's the pepper spray. "

"A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

Hope you had fun, and as always, subscribe! :)

A funny side

Well, I'm gonna go on my run in a few hours, I'm writing this post at 4 AM.
I'll probably look strange, as I'll be running in 6~7 AM, people really like to stare at this times.
Guess they figure only old people run at these times. Going to run 11K, hopefully, soon enough, I'll be able to run my normal 18K, I've recently injured my Hamstring.
Not to shabby after a 4 month break, ah?

A joke to start off this post! It's funny, honestly!
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Learn to fly 2
http://www.kongregate.com/games/light_bringer777/learn-to-fly-2
You're a penguin, you want to fly, but you're a flightless bird, darn.
(You can play this before or after Learn To Fly 1)
Well, the game has an impressive upgrade system, with pretty 'to-the-point' gameplay, you launch your penguin to space, and navigate a bit.
It's pretty epic with all the additional upgrades you get when you progress enough, the game is also pretty long, so you'll get some time of fun out of this, recommended! 4.1/5

Funny?

Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.



Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

Flashy flash game?

Hah, my 4th blog post, already?

A friend, stepped on my foot, and, I'm 'lucky' enough for him to be fat, so my run tomorrow is either going to be painful, or not going to be at all, which is a shame, since I really enjoy running, the thought of not running faster than old people and then farting, just gives me the chills.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/MostroGames/days-of-monsters
Days Of Monsters is this new game on Kong, after playing it sometime, I can say it was very..

No, I'm joking, it was pretty good;
Your were supposedly picked on by other kids, and you became a mad scientist to avenge those dreadful kids. (duh..)

Well, you built a 15-feet giant monster, you're ready to start destroying some cities.
You destroy some stuff, you smash some people it's delightful.

You get to buy more parts with your money from the killing-sprees, somehow :O
The upgrade system adds lots of replay value, overall, it's a decent game; 3.1/5

There's this 'white-night' in a major city where I live, I can't wait to go, you basically stay up all night, in the city, everybody's doing it, there'll be shows and concerts throughout the night, and the day after, there's the all-famous, 'water-fight' day, you splash everybody with water! It's going to be pretty epic.

Some funnies, to brighten your day..

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light, she had to move!"

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

"Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!""

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Another day, another nickel.. wait what?

So, if you don't know me, and you don't (I hope, lol) I'll tell you a little about myself;
I'm broke

That's the gist of it, really.
Well, I'm 16, what'd you expect, but there are a few jobs available at McDonald's.
I was trying to get into there, but since I'm still 15 and 11 months, I couldn't, they have a strict policy, which they added THIS YEAR, about age, 16+ or no job, gah..

A bit annoying since my cousin actually got in there, at 15 and 1/2, why is that? No cleavage, no job? Life. Go figure.

But no matter, I'll get a job (eventually) for now, I'll just stay broke, it's not that bad, really.

Game reviews :]
Well, since my computer is one crappy machine (not that bad, but compared to normal computers, who actually get NO LAGS from flash games on Kongregate, I'd say, it's pretty bad..) I play MOSTLY flash games, now, I do play some older, lighter games, but a review about 'Portal' wouldn't be so up-to-date, now would it?

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Alex_SpilGames/snail-bob-2
Well, Snail Bob 2, I finished 1, and saw this one on the top rated for the week on Kong, the enjoyment came immediately afterwards.

Snail Bob [2] is a light, easy-going, spare time, play-while-you-pretend-to-be-working, kind of game. I enjoy this sort of game because you don't really have to put every brain cell working on it, it's a fun game, yet it's not that heavy on the ol' brain-box. Snail bob 2 is a puzzle game, but they really made it pretty easy, I solved most of the puzzles pretty easily, yet it still gives you that lovely feeling of accomplishment when you finish a puzzle (or the whole game).
Lovely game, lightens up your day! 3.6/5 :)

This morning I went on my daily run (more like 3 times a week-run) and it was so hot, I actually felt I was melting, mid run, I had to stop to drink some water, as I dozed off into a public garden, I was awoken by the smell of poopy diapers, gummy-bears, and single moms.

I 'ran' to the drinking fountain only to be out-run by a 12 year old fat kid, he started drinking. And he drank, and drank, and drank, until he couldn't drink anymore.
I guess the moral here is fat kids can really drink, pun intended.

A few funnies :D

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

Birds and bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Need smaples
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."


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Some fun stuff

So, this night I couldn't really sleep and went on the computer, at 3 AM, I started playing this flash game "Neverending light".
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Jiggmin/neverending-light
The game seemed odd and not so well thought of at first, the idea is of a museum field trip, that goes wrong, but as you go along you find the plot to be interesting, the gameplay pretty good and the music and sound effects to be AWESOME, it really creeps you out, especially if you play with headphones at night when nobodys home.
I enjoyed every moment, and definately recommend you give this one a try (with headphones!).
Very good game, 4.1/5

This week, I've played this game called "Pockie Ninja"
http://ninja.game321.com/
I played "Pockie Ninja" for a few days, and the idea is your a ninja, and you get to fight other ninjas, but you can't really fight, it just shows you the animation of the fight, which is nice, until it gets repedetive.
I liked the overall idea, you get to wear overalls (in addition to other clothes) and it makes you that character, for example: you wear a 'Naruto' overall, and you get naruto's skills and powers. With every level, you gain a skill, the game's pretty fun, but gets repedetive.
Another con would be, there's just too much stuff to do, very single day, it takes too much time to level up, fight in the arena, etc.
Decent game, 3.3/5

Well, concludes today's post, here's some funnies I found


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"Your mom is so fat, when she fell to the ground, I didn't feel like laughing, but the ground cracked up"

"A penis, a cucumber and a zucchini are having a conversation about who has the worst life.

The cucumber speaks first: My life is so bad, I get cut up raw and thrown in with all these asian foods and cooked.

The zucchini says: Pfft… that’s nothing. I have a bad taste and get left to the side not to mention no one likes me.

The penis says: You guys think you got it bad?! about once a week I get a plastic bag thrown over my head, shoved in a dark cave and banged around until I throw up!"

Flash games, movies, funny pictures

Well, hello there, my first post. I'll warn you though, I like my reviews pretty short and to the point.
I'll review movies, games and stuff I enjoyed (or didn't). Hope you enjoy your stay!

This week I played this really neat flash game:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/xdanond/rpg-shooter-starwish
This is one of those "console-like" games, its plot, & characters attracted me the most, it was very intrigueing, it had something about its gameplay that really fascinated me. The game was a lot of fun and I instantly favourited it which I don't do that often. 4.5/5

I found this nice website while searching the web:
http://www.giveawayoftheday.com/
This site's pretty neat, you basically get software that costs money, for free, for a limited time of 24 hours.          Every day, you can get a new software, and you get to keep it! Totally legal, the companies do this to advertise the product, apperantly it works great because the site's only getting more popular :p
It's a nice site, nothing too special, but a nice find. 3.5/5

A game review:
http://edeneternal.aeriagames.com/
Edeneternal, I wondered, where do they get these names? When I first logged in, the game had a cartoon-ish sort of look.
I started playing, it's basically, "WoW style", you run around gaining levels, equipment and skills, but with a twist;
Turns out, you get to unlock classes, pretty cool huh? What do I mean by that? For example you get to level 5, and you unlock a class: Cleric. You can transform and level up your desired classes and maybe even pick a favourite class to level up the most.
You start out as a warrior or a mage, which are the basic classes, I picked warrior.
The controls are very intuitive and user-friendly, I found it easy to play, with relaxing music, fun-looking graphics and not-bad cartoon effects, I think this is a pretty good game, it even includes its very own concept, which is hard to find these days!
I loved the gameplay, you don't grind too much, and you get a lot of quests, (the auto-find feature makes life easier in EdenEternal)
I think this one's a keeper, I'm gonna keep playing and see how it goes.
Good game, 4.2/5

Well, this concludes this post, and as every post from now on, I'll throw in some pics I found funny:


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