Thursday, July 7, 2011

Yo mamma special!

Game review-
Red remover player pack 2
http://www.kongregate.com/games/TheGameHomepage/red-remover-player-pack-2
Well, Red Remover is a fun physics game, you actually have to use the ol' brain (damn!) here.
You have to take out red parts in every level, by clicking them. Sounds simple? It's not.
Very good game to not let your brain wither away, 3.8/5

Well, today I'll be bringing lots of 'Yo mamma' jokes

"Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application."

"Yo mamma's so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter."

"Yo mamma's so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine."

"Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale."

"Two black guys are at a bar talking and one says to the other, you ever notice after you have sex with a white woman that your eyes burn, your nose burns and you get all teary-eyed?


The second black guy says, yeah all the time.

The first one says, why is that?


The second one says, I think it's the pepper spray. "

"A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"$1,000 an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"




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