So funny, you might pass out

Theres a biker riding along the highway out in the middle of nowhere. When suddenly he comes up to a bar and decides to stop for some fuel and food. So he walks inside and notices their are about 3 other people in the bar including the very hot waitress. The biker walks up to the bar and sits down and then looks at the menu above him, he reads...

"Hamburger $2.00"
"Chesseburger $2.50"
"Handjob $50"

So the biker looks into his wallet to make sure he has the right amount of money...after he looks he calls over the waitress and asks
"are you the women who gives the handjobs"

The waitress replies with " Well yes I am stud"

The bikere gets a real big grin on his face and says to the waitress

"Well you better wash your hands real good because i want a Chesseburger"

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"


Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic...I mean, a ginger kid with friends?
Sincerely,
Anonymous

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear Michael Jackson,
You really should have become a Catholic Priest. The pay isn't great, but the benefits....
Sincerely,
The Pope

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely,
Stevie Wonder

Dear Anne Frank,
Two can play this game....
Sincerely,
Waldo

Dear Haiti ,
Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?
Sincerely,
Seriously Going To Hell

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream....What now?
Sincerely,
Leonardo Di Caprio

Dear Snooki,
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely,
Willy Wonka

Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely,
Sarah Palin

Today I'll be reviewing:
http://www.kongregate.com/games/ChainedLupine/legend-of-kalevala
Legend Of Kalevala is a pretty neat adventure game, you're basically an alien in a hostile planet, you've lost all of your memories, and you're trying to retrieve them, along with some cool weapons, you start to remember some stuff.
Recommended, fun game, 3.8/5